Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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its like you know when i get waxed
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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