I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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