I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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