If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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