Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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