Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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