is your mom at the bar?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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