Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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