OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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