the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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