this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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