? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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