R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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