His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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