Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I need to align my fucking chakras
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