We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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