Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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