Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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