I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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