i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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