Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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