who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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