I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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