yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
