i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I love you. Go after that dick
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
