I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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