I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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