My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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