Im at strip club and am horny
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just blew my weed a kiss
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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