she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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