He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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