Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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