Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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