Already got asked if we're dating
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
we're so committed to being not committed
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