Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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