is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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