I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
