Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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