shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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