Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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