Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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