i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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