That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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