you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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