i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So much Jack, so little girl.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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