Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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