There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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