Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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