Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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