Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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